Yes officer, I didn’t see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you!This group is compliments of Alan B.Still more hand-picked lousy humor...Why...is a woman like a condom? Because both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do. Apparently “Your daughter” wasn’t the right answer.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy”. “You’ll have to wait,” she said.Hoist with my own petard.The next taxi drew up, and I found that I was at the front of the queue.“My taxi’s here,” I said, “I’ll have to go. I’ll ring you tomorrow once I’ve checked in.”“All right, sweetie,” she replied, “speak to you then. Be good.”“You too, Love,” I replied, “bye.”She said goodbye and I got into the taxi and gave the driver the name of my hotel.I now had twenty-four hours to kill in a city I didn’t really know. I opted for the easy way out, a. More

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