”“Sorry,” said the genie, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”“OK, then, I want to die after the Liberals balance the budget and eli...inate the debt.”“You crafty little bastard,” said the genie.These Are Compliments of John AA teenager had just gotten her learners permit, and her parents allowed her to drive them to church. After a hair raising ride, the mother got out of the car and said “thank you”.“Any time” the daughter said.The mother replied “I was talking to GOD”.An efficiency expert. "That's just who you are. It doesn't have to be a bad thing." What's your major?" De rigueur in a college setting especially for someone as conversationally challenged as I."History. What about you?" Let's see, it's spring so I think it's math."Again that laugh. "You've changed majors?" I picked MSU for music. By the time I got here it was physics. This term I changed to math. Who knows how many more majors I can rack up in the next three years?"Oops.Campus lore was that freshman boys don't get. More

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