Now you know why he doesn't have a girlfriendMRE Dinner DateI had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day before, the girl asked me t... "Cook her something she's never had before" for dinner. After many minutes of scratching my head over what to make, I finally settled on something she has DEFINITELY, definitely had never eaten before. I got out my trusty case of MRE's. (Meal, Ready-to-Eat) Field rations that when eaten in their entirety contain 3000+ calories in each. “Understood, Sergeant. Understood!” he answered, grinning.Grandpa said, “I’m pretty sure you can get a special license plate, too, Grim.”I just shook my head. “I don’t see myself getting a license plate or flying a flag, Grandpa. Once this is over, I am just going back to Officer Reaper.” I turned back to the light birds. “I’m a pretty simple guy. I’ll keep the money, though! Thanks! Maybe I can buy a boat to go fishing with!”Kelly groaned at that, but then gave me a hug. “That we can go. More

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